Political humor

[billandamy]

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What
is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain
it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The
President.

Your mother is the administrator of the
money, so we call her the Government. < SPAN style='FONT-WEIGHT: bold;
FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black'>

We are here to take care of your needs, so
we will call you the People.


The nanny, we will consider her the Working
Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the
Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes
sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking
about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother
crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled
his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room
and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the
nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his
father in bed with the nanny. ;
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his
father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your
own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The President is
screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People
are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

 

[Hampton]

Where can I find the working class?

 

[Turtlesboat]

In the back of those magazines you keep in the bathroom.

 

[Hampton]

Wanted - Nanny in her mid to late 20's willing to work with girls as well as buoys. Must be open to new and unique forms of care. Must provide adequate buoys.