"Official" funny Craigslist postings thread!!

Here's a heck of a deal:
http://eastky.craigslist.org/bod/3527147761.html

Even better!
http://blacksburg.craigslist.org/bod/3528715545.html

Here's the standard reply when you email for more information:

Thank you for your interest in buying my boat.2003 Sea Ray 260 DA SUNDANCER is in showroom condition, no mechanical problems, never involved in any type of accident and it has 415 hours.It has a clear title ,it comes with 8 life jackets, trailer and the price is $10,500.00
The reason why I'm selling it so cheap (it`s real value is much higher), is because of my recent divorce, now I had to move with my job that`s why i have to sell it.
Waiting for your reply,
For more pictures here is a link to the boat photo gallery: http://www.use.com/6c4374e3dbf6d3ea5c0b
 
Phlorida said:
The "cuddly cabin" is a nice touch. lol
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Naturally, it's a "cuddly cabin"...LOL Did you notice the name of her: "Afternoon Delight" ?
 
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I had to email the Blacksburg one, just to see
 
Idk....maybe the cost of my fuel to drive out there, I guess we will see
 
dwna1a said:
I had to email the Blacksburg one, just to see
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I'm 45 minutes from Blacksburg...

Here is the second reply I got when I asked if I could come and see the boat, which was nearly identical to the one from East KY:

Hello again

After i finished the divorce i have moved to my parents home in Detroit Michigan for a while, because i think they are only people who can help me to pass this difficult situation. Besides, there are a lot of things which have priority now, so, this boat has to go. It has clean title, cleared of any obligations or fees (no lien) and it is registered in my name. I am a member of the eBay buyer protection and using this service you will get a 5 days testing period after delivery. During that 5 days testing period I will not be getting any money. After your inspection period (5 calendar days) In case you won't like the boat you will notify eBay and you will send the
boat back on my expense, if you want to keep it you will also announce eBay, you will send the funds (payment method and all the details will be set up by eBay) and you will keep the boat .

I need your name and address and after that I will send your info to eBay and they will e-mail you soon with more info about the deal.

Thanks and have a great day
 
I'm about 3hrs, I'll pick you up on the way. I to noticed the boats look so much alike. I will let you know when I get the email.
 
I love the "cuddly cabin"...


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I was looking at golf carts on Craigslist in Indiana yesterday and there was a $5000 custom cart for $1800, so when I emailed Karen,I received this:
Hi,
First of all I want to thank you for your interest for my golf cart (2009 EZGO Golf Cart). I sell it at this price ($1,800 - this is my bottom price) because i just finished the divorce with my husband. The golf cart is fully paid off. I bought it since new and has been garage kept. This is a nice and clean golf cart. This 2009 EZGO Golf cart is a 48 volt and everything on this cart is new. It will go 20 mph. The new thins added to the cart are: new lift, new back seats, new rims and tires - 23x10.50, new burnt orange paint, new lights-led, new pyle radio and speakers, new mirrors. The golf cart has just been serviced (one month ago) and the batteries were changed with new ones. The golf cart also comes with the batteries charger.
This golf cart is great and has no dings, dents, or scratches. The divorce has finished 6 months ago and the golf cart is mine now. After the divorce I was forced to buy a new house. Following the financial crisis I can't afford to pay the bank and I decided to sell the golf cart. As you can see from the pictures, it's in excellent condition.
I'm very busy with my job and I'm out of town right now so I can't meet in person with you so this is the reason why I chose to sell my golf cart over the Internet. From the beginning you have to know that for the payment I request only secure pay. I prefer the payment to be done using eBay services (I will receive the payment only after you receive and inspect the golf cart and only if you agree to buy it). We will use a safe payment method because I am affiliated with eBay and I have a purchase protection account. The bottom price for this golf cart is $1,800. I will pay for shipping and handling (the loan of my previous buyer didn't get approved, so, there won't be any additional shipping costs). If you are interested in buying it please provide me your full name and address for shipping so I can initiate the deal through eBay. I will wait your answer (if you are interested to buy) very soon.
Kind regards,
Karen
 
I guess the Blacksburg boat didn't really want to sell...they never emailed me back
 
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