"Official" funny Craigslist postings thread!!

[Lucky's]

So I get a ton of free entertainment out of perusing CL, and in my hunting find so many funny and/or interesting postings. I know I'm not alone as I see threads get started regularly with CL ads. So, lets start a thread and put them all in one comical thread!

I'll start with this one. Seems like a STEAL at only 30k!!!

http://swmi.craigslist.org/boa/3206187572.html

 

[Bucit]

She's a beauty and for only $30k, wow what a deal.

 

[Lucky's]

ch435

[h=2]A new brand of boat?![/h]

I had always kinda suspected this, but now it has been confirmed.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/da...177726595.html​

This posting made by ch435 was WAY to good to not place in here too!!!! :smt043

 

[Tonka Boater]

Great idea for a thread....I suggest we post the contents of the ad because the links will be dead in 30-90 days.

 

[Tonka Boater]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/da...177726595.html

This posting made by ch435 was WAY to good to not place in here too!!!! :smt043

Here's the ad:

[h=2]Gayliner (89 bayliner) - $2000 (northfield)[/h]

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Date: 2012-08-01, 4:50PM CDT
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89 bayliner with the stickers cut to say gayliner.
got it at the beginning of the summer after it sat for 8 years and drained gas cleaned carb
took out the 2.3L 4 banger on the water and got halfway around the lake and it locked up solid. took it out started working on it bought new bearing for it and are putting them in now ill repost when its done redid the waterpump and buffed the crap out of it.
ducktaped the seats but you can get covers for them for about $40, redid the whole cuddy cab looks awesome and is a great place actualy. carpet is in rough shape so i put a rug down and cut it to fit right. no horn and blower didnt work but i rewired that to fix it.
2000 bucks as it email me if your interested if your just kinda thinking about it, its not that nice but this is still a good deal if you know how to put together the engine i have scmatics of it and its not

 

[Lucky's]

Great idea for a thread....I suggest we post the contents of the ad because the links will be dead in 30-90 days.

That is a very good point and great idea! Thanks!!

 

[MarkNewbie]

ch435

A new brand of boat?!

I had always kinda suspected this, but now it has been confirmed.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/da...177726595.html​

This posting made by ch435 was WAY to good to not place in here too!!!! :smt043

If he would add "Comes with a years supply of the new FDA approved drug, Homo-Nomo", it might sell faster...

 

[Trucky]

It has good tires...

Searay & Trailer - $800 (Kingsport)

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Date: 2012-08-23, 12:15PM EDT
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Inboard Searay, 1980 model. Motor needs some work, but is fixable! Has a cabin in it as well. We don't have the time for it anymore. Trailer is aluminum. Tires are good, come get it today! Reply for more info on it.

 

[Trucky]

Tired of boating or fishing? Take the jet ski out for a spin...

jet drive boat - $3000 (pine flats)


Date: 2012-08-22, 9:24PM EDT
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river jet boat 14 ft x48"with 650cc kawasaki jet drive,has skid plates on bottom of boat will go any where as long as you have a foot of water.really fun to run.comes on trailer.may take guns on part trade call 423-782-xxxx

 

[Lucky's]

Tired of boating or fishing? Take the jet ski out for a spin...

jet drive boat - $3000 (pine flats)


Date: 2012-08-22, 9:24PM EDT
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river jet boat 14 ft x48"with 650cc kawasaki jet drive,has skid plates on bottom of boat will go any where as long as you have a foot of water.really fun to run.comes on trailer.may take guns on part trade call 423-782-xxxx

Love the line "may take guns on part trade"!!!!

 

[1956olds]

That first one had dual helms,that ups the price and you can just drive from the bridge if it starts sinking!!

 

[JimG]

This must be a model I'm not familiar with...

 

[Summer Fun II]

$2.500 for a Sea-Liner with a cooked engine. :wow:.

 

[Summer Fun II]

http://utica.craigslist.org/bar/3240077046.html

88 4 wings - $2000.<<< . :lol: . :smt043

I have a 88 4 wings with many new parts just got serviesed only thing it needs is a prop and that's it's ready to go starts right up lookin to get 2000 obo or trade for guns smaller good shaped fishing boat ready to go also for salmon this year will to trade for other things to cars trucks motorcycles ect sporting goods let me know email at franjb58@ hotmail .com or text anytime at 315 225 8736

<<<<. :wow: . :wow:

 

[Lucky's]

Might have a slight vibration while on plane. Lol


Shaun
Sent from my iPhone

 

[dwna1a]

Look at the lower unit skeg... It's pretty well bent up. MIGHT need a new prop,where in the world do these folks come up with this stuff

 

[Steve S]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/boa/3235120940.html

[h=2]44 F T - 1 9 9 2 SEA WAY 440 SUNDANCER MOTOR Y A C H T B O A T - $90000 (DIVERSEY HARBOR)[/h]
Here is the first line of the ad...: 2BR/1BA Manufactured offered at $90,000

 

[KarenS]

might have a slight vibration while on plane. Lol

shaun
sent from my iphone

lmao

 

[1956olds]

Ok i know the engine is "newer" but get a look at the prop and construction work.I am guessing the extra balast will keep the nose above the next wave in rough seas.
http://saginaw.craigslist.org/boa/3190893321.html

 

[JimG]

Deal of a lifetime $1... "Needs a couple things done but not much"


http://charlotte.craigslist.org/boa/3525627135.html