Marina Etiguette

When I first docked at my marina for the night, while in the office another boater radioed in, he needed help docking, only had one engine working, steering malfunctioning as well. The dock master went down to the slip he was approaching, and I followed (not sure I could help, but maybe learn something). As he approached, the dock master realized who was trying to come in and quickly announced, “sorry Mr X, but you are not welcome here, Please find another marina.” He turned around and as we walked back to the office, he explained Mr X was having public sex on his boat, naked women on the dock until 3 in the morning playing music and not being considerate at another local marina he partners with. He even said, more power to him, but I’m trying to run a family oriented business here!
Needless to say, whenever we spend the night I remind my wife to keep her clothes on while on the dock.
On a side note, if you want to listen to loud music, or get naked, get on your boat and go out to sea! No one cares when you are out there!
 
Todd320 said:
he explained Mr X was having public sex on his boat, naked women on the dock until 3 in the morning playing music and not being considerate at another local marina he partners with. He even said, more power to him, but I’m trying to run a family oriented business here!
Needless to say, whenever we spend the night I remind my wife to keep her clothes on while on the dock.
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I had to chuckle at your comment about being naked on the dock. I used to have my last boat at another marina. I was single and in the slip next to me was a guy and his wife. She'd had augmentation surgery done, paid a ton of boat bucks to have them "beautified" and was very proud and showed them off.....topless.

One day when the three of us were standing on the docks talking, her topless, I finally said to them "You know, I love looking at your tits but it's hard to carry on a conversation with those two beauties staring me in the face." We all got a chuckle out of it but she didn't put her top on.

They later got divorced. She apparently was showing off more than her beauties to many other guys.

Go Figure.
 
Gofirstclass said:
I had to chuckle at your comment about being naked on the dock. I used to have my last boat at another marina. I was single and in the slip next to me was a guy and his wife. She'd had augmentation surgery done, paid a ton of boat bucks to have them "beautified" and was very proud and showed them off.....topless.

One day when the three of us were standing on the docks talking, her topless, I finally said to them "You know, I love looking at your tits but it's hard to carry on a conversation with those two beauties staring me in the face." We all got a chuckle out of it but she didn't put her top on.

They later got divorced. She apparently was showing off more than her beauties to many other guys.

Go Figure.
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brings to mind the scene from "summer rental" with john candy... I know you gentlemen remember that one
 
Gofirstclass said:
I had to chuckle at your comment about being naked on the dock. I used to have my last boat at another marina. I was single and in the slip next to me was a guy and his wife. She'd had augmentation surgery done, paid a ton of boat bucks to have them "beautified" and was very proud and showed them off.....topless.

One day when the three of us were standing on the docks talking, her topless, I finally said to them "You know, I love looking at your tits but it's hard to carry on a conversation with those two beauties staring me in the face." We all got a chuckle out of it but she didn't put her top on.

They later got divorced. She apparently was showing off more than her beauties to many other guys.

Go Figure.
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Good Lord ...I would have to change marinas. There's no way my wife would put up with that.
 
So that guy paid a ton of boat bucks for his wife's fake boobs which in turn cost him half his net worth and potentially the guy she found after his divorce which cost him half of his net worth.... I think it's safe to say fake boobs are bad
 
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