Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

Ok I thought this was some funny shit (pun intended)

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The Labels:
Jack Daniel's - Old No 7 brand Tennessee sour mash whiskey
Bad Spaniels - The Old No 2 on your Tennessee carpet
 
Woman confronted another woman. I heard you spreading rumors that my husband has a wart on the head of his Dick. Second woman replied that is nothing of the sort what I said was it felt like he had a wart on the head of his Dick.
 
When I was in high school, I work for a cleaning company. We cleaned office buildings, service merchandises, churches, banks, doctors offices et. I had the keys to all of them.

Anyhow. We cleaned a dentist office. A few times we would turn on the Nitrous oxide and put the mask on. We are lucky we did not kill ourselves because we didn’t know you had to mix it with the Oxygen.
 
When I was in high school, I work for a cleaning company. We cleaned office buildings, service merchandises, churches, banks, doctors offices et. I had the keys to all of them.

Anyhow. We cleaned a dentist office. A few times we would turn on the helium and put the mask on. We are lucky we did not kill ourselves because we didn’t know you had to mix it with the Oxygen.
In the words of the immortal Sam Kinnison " mix this with oxygen". Gets me every time.
 
After my first exercise class. I was in the shower and informed the person next to me I joined to lose weight. It would be nice to see my dinki again. With a big stomach it had been years since I had seen it. He looked at me and said don't you think you should diet. I looked back and asked why what color is it know.
 

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