Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Flyer5]

Did you have to take a class for this? Asking for a friend.

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[Halfhitch]

 

[DougLas]

While standing on the scale my wife stated laughing. I looked at her and asked what was so dam funny? She, still laughing said holding your stomach in won't make you weigh any lighter. I know that, I'm holding it in so I can read the dam scale!

 

[Flyer5]

 

[Flyer5]

 

[Flyer5]

 

[Flyer5]

 

[roosevelt14]

 

[Nater Potater]

 

[Steve S]

 

[Steve S]

 

[Steve S]

Et Tu Brutus

 

[JimG]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[northshore]

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Ok, if we're allowing mathematical humor how about some trig....

 

[Blueone]

Sorry I have weird friends…. Why should I be the only one

https://www.facebook.com/reel/438077361829513?mibextid=tejx2t&fs=e&s=9RfQYY

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

Sorry I have weird friends…. Why should I be the only one

https://www.facebook.com/reel/438077361829513?mibextid=tejx2t&fs=e&s=9RfQYY

OMG!

 

[Flyer5]

 

[Flyer5]

OMG!

Ditto!

 

[GnrlPatton]

Sorry I have weird friends…. Why should I be the only one

https://www.facebook.com/reel/438077361829513?mibextid=tejx2t&fs=e&s=9RfQYY

I did NOT see that one coming.