Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

GFCs' starter is stuck again!

 

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.I threw the kite up in the air,
the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing
back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife Carol is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me, 'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite'

 

I guess we're pretty lucky. We live kind of in the country, and there's all sorts of people that sell farm fresh eggs.
I just picked up four dozen earlier today for $3 a dozen, and the wife is getting five dozen tomorrow from a different person for the same price.
The ones I bought, the guy only charged me $10 total because I brought him empty egg cartons.

 

OK Greg, care to share the location of the places you are buying your eggs?

 

How do you eat that many eggs before they get spoiled?

 

I was thinking the same thing. Probably pass them to neighbors and family.

 

We have two adult kids that use them, they do pay for them. Plus other family members. My wife gets them while they're available.
Mike, it's people from our local communities FB group.
I'll text you the info. I have your number.