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Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em
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The 3rd grade teacher one day told her class that she was a 49ers fan, then asked everyone who also was a 49ers fan to raise their hand. All but one raised their hand.
So the teacher asked the little girl who didn't raise her hand what team she rooted for and she replied "Seahawks".
The teacher asked the girl why she was a Seahawk fan and the girl replied "Because my parents are Seahawk fans.
So the teacher asked her "If your parents were both idiots, what would that make you?
The little girl replied, "Then I'd be a 49'ers fan."
So the teacher asked the little girl who didn't raise her hand what team she rooted for and she replied "Seahawks".
The teacher asked the girl why she was a Seahawk fan and the girl replied "Because my parents are Seahawk fans.
So the teacher asked her "If your parents were both idiots, what would that make you?
The little girl replied, "Then I'd be a 49'ers fan."
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Uh...wait a minute
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Now, the way I heard it was that the Seahawks had changed their name to the "Seattle Tampons" because they were only good for one period and didn't have a second string.
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I'll type it again for you but this time I'll type it real slow!Uh...wait a minute
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Not a joke per se, but we were traveling through Port Angeles some years ago, and came to a stop at a red light. I was riding shotgun and, glancing out the window, almost choked on my sandwich when I saw this:
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A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says uno, dos, “poof”. He disappears without a tres.
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A fitting end.
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JayhawkCurtis
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okay my friend who sent this joke is trying hard
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooters?" "They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs." "You're on."
At age 42 , they meet and play golf again. "Where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Again? Why?" "They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games." "OK."
At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters. "Why?" "The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking." "OK."
At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy." "Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts." "Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Because we've never been there before." "Okay, let's give it a try.
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooters?" "They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs." "You're on."
At age 42 , they meet and play golf again. "Where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Again? Why?" "They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games." "OK."
At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters. "Why?" "The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking." "OK."
At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy." "Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts." "Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Because we've never been there before." "Okay, let's give it a try.
