Holiday Guest Etiquette?

[Summer Fun II]

Bill, This is no joke.

My friend Dave wears the same undies for 6 days,

After the first 3 days, he turns his undies inside out and wears them for another 3 days. :wow:



A new towel everyday and new clean undies everyday for me.

 

[IanBat]

Ok.... I said tomorrow 's military laundry lesson was undies.

You takes them off, you throws them at the wall, if they fall on the floor, they ok for another day....

If they don't fall on the floor.......


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[k9medic]

They make boats without washing machines?

:smt038 I'll admit I do feel a little guilty coming into an anchorage filled with sail boats. For some reason they give me strange looks when I run the generator all night, but heck I'm not sleeping without the AC!

 

[OldSkool]

We use white towels and change every 3rd shower. There is a reason you use white. In the winter we don't perspire as much up here in the north however the undies get changed every day.
Now I've given way more info than this thread requires.

Be glad she takes showers and put up with the extra towels. Buy cheap small ones for her and explain that they are your everyday towels.

 

[OldSkool]

They make boats without washing machines?

Gary, my little canoe does not have a shower, head or washer/dryer. All are done over the side then air dried at 45MPH.:grin:

 

[BritLady]

Clean towels every 3 days for showering and different towels for the face. I would let her have a clean towel everyday, especially if that's the worst thing she does My daughter's MIL goes through all her cupboards and fridge when she visits and throws out all the stuff she thinks that my daughter and her son should not eat or use without even asking them!!! BTW don't forget DO NOT use fabric softner on your towels as it does not help them at all ( I originally wrote that it made them go harder quicker but changed it to "does not help them at all" to avoid the wisecracks .)


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[wish2fish]

crack her on the ass with the towel she left on the laundry floor! She will get the message!

 

[IanBat]

Clean towels every 3 days for showering and different towels for the face. I would let her have a clean towel everyday, especially if that's the worst thing she does My daughter's MIL goes through all her cupboards and fridge when she visits and throws out all the stuff she thinks that my daughter and her son should not eat or use without even asking them!!! BTW don't forget DO NOT use fabric softner on your towels as it does not help them at all ( I originally wrote that it made them go harder quicker but changed it to "does not help them at all" to avoid the wisecracks .)


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Brenda being from the old dart, if you changed your towels every 3 showers, that would be about once a year wouldn't it?


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[Summer Fun II]

crack her on the ass with the towel she left on the laundry floor! She will get the message!

:lol: . :smt043 . :lol: . :smt043

 

[Woody]

crack her on the ass with the towel she left on the laundry floor! She will get the message!

Wish2fish, that's foreplay usually followed by a squealing chase through the house....I think you forgot it's his MIL. Of course, if she's a babe, then your call :lol:

 

[BritLady]

Brenda being from the old dart, if you changed your towels every 3 showers, that would be about once a year wouldn't it?


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LOL, we're in the sub-tropics here, so it's at least once and often twice a day if not more in the summer

 

[Dsybok]

If I had unlimited resources or time I would change out my towels and my sheets every 3 days. Actually if I had unlimited resources, I would have someone do it for me. Nothing like sleeping on clean sheets. I do the laundry, so the towels once a week and the sheets once a week or once every other week. These are first world problems if you ask me.

 

[AFD]

I got an idea. How about a bath towel that is labeled: "Dry Butt and Genitals Here" and "Dry Face here".

This could be huge. Big patent... go on Shark Tank... Sell to hotels that are "green"...

Screw you all. I'm going to be rich.

http://www.gaggifts.com/butt-face-t...RopNgRJ3cGrMIPT022X8zmb0f1LRMWVf4UaAucX8P8HAQ

 

[mistercomputerman]

Maybe someone will send him some of those towels for Christmas.

 

[Four Suns]

Ha ha ha ha ha. I got a box of towels on the doorstep. They are now hanging in my wife's pretty little bathroom.

Awesome.

and

and

I can't wait till she gets home today. She was all bitchy about the present I got her so I'm claiming I got these for her instead. Ha ha ha ha

 

[MonacoMike]

Ha ha ha ha ha. I got a box of towels on the doorstep. They are now hanging in my wife's pretty little bathroom.

Awesome.

and

and

I can't wait till she gets home today. She was all bitchy about the present I got her so I'm claiming I got these for her instead. Ha ha ha ha

Keep us posted on the divorce...

Who will get the dogs and boat?

MM

 

[Four Suns]

Send me your address and I'll send UPS one (1) dog and two (2) cats and one (1) hermit crab. I keep the Golden Retrievers.

Free Butt-Face towel if you respond by 3:00 pm.

 

[Four Suns]

We could come out with our own version of this towel... "Sea Ray" on one end and "BayLiner" on the other.

 

[Four Suns]

Or "Club Sea Ray" on one end and "Wlngless" on the other.

 

[mistercomputerman]

Now, are you trying to start some $%^&? This do look like some nice towels though. Won't need to change them every day.

And how come you are not at the office like the rest of us?

Plus, what's up with picture of a sailboat in your bathroom. I though you were a power boat man?