For you river boaters

[Fetch ND]

[SIZE=-0]A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

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[tmhudson2]

Ya gotta love it. Goin' home for a cold one meself.

 

[hoosier daddy]

[SIZE=-0]Shall We Gather at the River. Amen.
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[Half Off]

Our river secrets out. Amen brother.

 

[Fetch ND]

Hey I finally got a pair :grin:

 

[tmhudson2]

Good advice trumps a good joke, but good humor beats bad advice any day of the week.

 

[r_moss]

Are you saying "for you river boaters" like that is a bad thing? Last time I was in ND, I don't remember seeing any "ocean". Just kidding.

Here is kind of a Red Neck ND joke:

You might be a North Dakotan "If you define summer as three months of bad sledding."

 

[Fetch ND]

:smt038 Being in the geographical center of America has it good points when it comes to Hurricanes

they still have summer Snow Mobile drag races on grass :grin:

 

[Stray Cat]

Pour'in it in the river is better than the toilet......guess it'll still wind up at the river!