Colon Problems

[Bridog]

ummm..you guys really didnt get that?

THink what comes out of your arse (as a loose reference to this thread's topic), and what would maybe need to be pumped out of a "holding tank".

Put them together....wait for it....

:smt001

I got it... and thought it was funny. Maybe us guys in New Jersey have a strange sense of humor.

 

[billandamy]

I got it... and thought it was funny. Maybe us guys in New Jersey have a strange sense of humor.

:grin: It's a northeast thing.

 

[xravenx]

I didn't get it, but now I do see the humor.............I was serious about the brain tumors (acoustic neuromas) leaving in 15 minutes to go to the hospital.

 

[Four Suns]

I didn't get it, but now I do see the humor.............I was serious about the brain tumors (acoustic neuromas) leaving in 15 minutes to go to the hospital.

They do brain tumors as outpatient surgery now?

Good luck.

 

[Converse48]

I didn't get it, but now I do see the humor.............I was serious about the brain tumors (acoustic neuromas) leaving in 15 minutes to go to the hospital.

Seriously, good luck with that...
You too, cr0ck!

 

[Four Suns]

The suspense waiting for the pictures is killing me.

 

[billandamy]

The suspense waiting for the pictures is killing me.

:lol:

If you REALLY want some pics....

http://images.google.com/images?cli...olonoscopy&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

 

[DragonAnchor]

Good Luck to both of you cr0ck and xravenx !

 

[H2ONUT]

:lol:

If you REALLY want some pics....

http://images.google.com/images?cli...olonoscopy&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

Love the 3rd pic in the first row... :grin:

 

[billandamy]

Love the 3rd pic in the first row... :grin:

hehe...I may make it my screen saver.

 

[Morpheus]

hehe...I may make it my screen saver.

I think you all need to get better CO monitors I think you been breathin in to many gas. :grin:

 

[STIHLBOLTS]

And you thought Sail boaters were full of hot air! :lol:

 

[cr0ck1]

OK>. heres the deal.. I just got back from being violated. The doctor said "Your colon looks good." "You just have a minir case or colitis in the lower part of your colon".

I drank the crap last night and you all know the outcome of that. I really was the captain last night!.. Ok then i went to the hospital in the morning. They gave me iv and then made me wait like 45 mins with o2, and all this other crap hooked to me. And i had alot of time to think. THen the lady comes in and says ok its time. she has 2 viles with her she says the first one is medecine and the other 2 will put you to sleep.. I never got past watching the first one go in. Woke up Violated in the room. And i was forced to pass gas or i could not leave!.. HAHAHA.. Seriously i was. Then the i get a whatever i want to eat.. i aid just get me a gingerale (which i never drank anyway). And now im home with my son at the sitter so i can rest..

So i guess the new question is "whats worst colitis or diverticulitis"?..


Heres something funny.. I get 2 text messages.. this what they where...

"At least the doc gets you high before he hits it!"

"Hey carlos if the docs hands are on your shoulders during the procedure then its not a colonoscopy"

Yea these are the people i call friends.. LOL


Thanks all for the best wishes hopefully what i was diagnosed with is not bad.. And the good news is the doc said i DO NOT need an operation!!!

Thanks Again..

-C r0ck 1

 

[Four Suns]

Pictures?

 

[Presentation]

"Hey carlos if the docs hands are on your shoulders during the procedure then its not a colonoscopy"

OMG!

 

[ghuskin]

Crock,

good to hear you're o.k. after being violated. Here are some links that may help answer the question on which is worse.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diverticulitis

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colitis

 

[H2ONUT]

So i guess the new question is "whats colitis

Dosen't a woman have one of those??? :lol:

 

[H2ONUT]

This is pretty funny, this thread about someone's ass canal is getting so much attention... are we that bored??

 

[ghuskin]

I think we're just glad it wasn't us! And that he is doing O.K.

 

[cr0ck1]

Thanks for the links.. ill post pics when the gi gives me them if he does. LOL