Clorox and brake fluid

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Devils Lake ND
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220 SunDeck
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350 V8
Clorox and brake fluid
>1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4
>inches deep.
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>2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
>blades, they can ignite.
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>3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
>restaurant.
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>4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
>enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
>cape. It is strong enough, however, if tie d to a paint can, to spread paint
>on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
>
>5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using
>a ceiling fan as a b at, you have to throw the ball up a few times before
>you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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>6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
>ceiling fan.
>
>7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too
>late.
>
>8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
>
>9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
>36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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>10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old
>Boy.
>
>11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
>
>12. Super glue is forever.
>
>13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
>walk on water.
>
>14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
>
>15. VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show
>they do.
>
>16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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>17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>
>18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
>
>19.. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like
>ovens.
>
>20. The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
>
>21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
>
>22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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>23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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>24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or
>without kids.
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>25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
>
 
I was leaning more towards the dust bunnies and hairspray.............:smt038:smt038
 

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