Ceremony for Renaming Your Boat

Luckily the last 2 boats we've bought that were used never had a name but if they did I would definitely go through the ceremony. I like to keep Poseidon happy.
 
I did the whole ceremony and it was a blast. My GF and I sent out invitations with a portrait of the boat on the front (she's an artist). We had lots of food, drink and bubbly for the ceremony. Probably had about 40-50 people there. I highly recommend it and so far the gods of the deep have not been displeased.

The former owner of the boat had the name removed at the boat yard before I bought it, and I made sure everything on the boat with the former name had been removed. Be sure to looks for receipts, etc. hiding in a drawer or something!!
 
I did the whole ceremony and it was a blast. My GF and I sent out invitations with a portrait of the boat on the front (she's an artist). We had lots of food, drink and bubbly for the ceremony. Probably had about 40-50 people there. I highly recommend it and so far the gods of the deep have not been displeased.

The former owner of the boat had the name removed at the boat yard before I bought it, and I made sure everything on the boat with the former name had been removed. Be sure to looks for receipts, etc. hiding in a drawer or something!!
We did the same...it gave us another good reason to have our friends over for a party...:smt038
 
Same. Remove everything with the previous name. I had the new name put on the boat without my wife knowing, then I put plastic over it telling her that I was working on removing the old lettering and that it looked really bad.

We de-named the boat (1 bottle of expensive champagne), then began to re-name the boat. The winds were kicking up. The waves began crashing on the break waters, and lightning/thunder were crashing arouind the sky. We used one more bottle of expensive champagne, then we drank a bottle of the cheap stuff (kidding (sort of)). It was memorable.
 
You guys got it all wrong.

I convinced my wife we needed to have wild no holds barred sex on the boat to name it properly.

For a renaming, she has to bring a cute friend.
 
You guys got it all wrong.

I convinced my wife we needed to have wild no holds barred sex on the boat to name it properly.

For a renaming, she has to bring a cute friend.

If you get that to work, I'd rename my boat weekly!!:lol:
 
You guys got it all wrong.

I convinced my wife we needed to have wild no holds barred sex on the boat to name it properly.

For a renaming, she has to bring a cute friend.



So tell us Bill...........what was his name? :smt043 :smt043 :smt043
 
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You guys got it all wrong.

I convinced my wife we needed to have wild no holds barred sex on the boat to name it properly.

For a renaming, she has to bring a cute friend.

Now someone just needs to set up website describing this ceremony and I'll finally have all the motivation I need to name mine. Though it'll probably still go nameless once she finds out what the ceremony is. :grin:
 

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