Ben Dover and Mike Hunt walk into a Panera

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  1. Timeflys

    Timeflys Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

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    Dec 7, 2013
    Thousand Islands, Ontario, Canada
    "Frequent Flyer"
    2002 Sundancer 360
    Merc Horizon 8.1s
    There used to be a joke hockey play by play commentary of a Russian hockey game that went something like ……
    “It’s jackemov in the corner, passes to suckemov and over to phucemov….”
    Well…you get the idea
     
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  2. Tripsdad

    Tripsdad Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

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    Sep 27, 2019
    Long Island, NY
    2006 360 Sundancer
    T 8.1L Horizons
    Years ago we used to get all our office supplies at work from BJ’s Wholesale Club and an email came our from Mark saying “Effective immediately I am in charge of all BJ’s”. He never lived that down!
     
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  3. Nater Potater

    Nater Potater Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

    Oct 19, 2020
    Southwest Idaho
    1992 300DA Sundancer
    Twin Merc Alpha I Gen II I/O's with 5.7 V8's
    That genuinely made me laugh out loud! I worked with a guy by the name or Aaron McKachrin and he was really touchy about pronouncing his name correctly. So, of course, we referred to him as Phil McCrackin. Never let them see you sweat, Phil...
     
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  4. Nater Potater

    Nater Potater Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

    Oct 19, 2020
    Southwest Idaho
    1992 300DA Sundancer
    Twin Merc Alpha I Gen II I/O's with 5.7 V8's
    'Anyone ever seen "Dr. Strangelove"? The Russian president was "Dmitri Kissoff"!
     
  5. bobeast

    bobeast Dance the Tide SILVER Sponsor

    Oct 22, 2017
    Isleton, CA
    2002 310DA
    350 MPI w/V-drives
    I had a guy who I used to supervise, named Phuc Yoo Lee. I kid you not.
     
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  6. Steve S

    Steve S Well-Known Member PLATINUM Sponsor

    Jun 5, 2007
    Northern IL.
    2000 400 Sedan Bridge with twin CAT 3116's

    2000 340 Sundancer - SOLD!
    210 Monaco 1987 - SOLD!
    Twin Caterpillar 3116's 350 HP straight drives
    Back in grammar school one kid told me that there was a new kid in school. I asked his name and I was told he was “friendly”… I said that’s good and I asked again what his name was…

    Took several times before I got that his name was “Fred Lee”.
     
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  7. northshore

    northshore Well-Known Member

    Jan 17, 2011
    Cleveland, OH
    1989 340 Sundancer
    Raymarine E90W Radar/Chartplotter
    Twin 454 Mercruiser 340's
    I worked with a guy with the last name of Fasnaught and I called him fuzz nuts once. Being good friends, I did not think twice about it but he just about lost it.
    Apparently I hit a childhood nerve.
     
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  8. boatman37

    boatman37 Well-Known Member

    Jun 6, 2015
    pittsburgh
    2006 Crownline 250CR. 5.7 Merc BIII
    Previous: 1986 Sea Ray 250 Sundancer. 260 Merc Alpha 1 Gen 1
    5.7 Merc BIII
    A little different story here but I used to work with a guy named Brad Leroy. When he met his now ex-wife she decided to look him up and was searching for Bradley Roy
     
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  9. Nater Potater

    Nater Potater Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

    Oct 19, 2020
    Southwest Idaho
    1992 300DA Sundancer
    Twin Merc Alpha I Gen II I/O's with 5.7 V8's
    More milk out of the nose! That's what I used to call my dog.

    My last name is Lee. Rumor has it that my dad was going to name me either "Frank" or "Ernest", but Mom wouldn't let him. The next generation comes along, and I wanted to name our daughter "Ginger". We seriously considered it, as we both liked the name, but we decided against it. 'Turns out, many years later when we told her about that, she was pissed that we didn't call her that! Our next kid was a boy, so we figured "Gent" would fit nicely, as they'd now be Ginger Lee and Gent Lee. The girl would have rolled with it, but the boy would have probably ended up in prison for murder. Yeah, he can be a little touchy...
     
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  10. boatman37

    boatman37 Well-Known Member

    Jun 6, 2015
    pittsburgh
    2006 Crownline 250CR. 5.7 Merc BIII
    Previous: 1986 Sea Ray 250 Sundancer. 260 Merc Alpha 1 Gen 1
    5.7 Merc BIII
    My son and his wife had a baby boy in March and named him Maverick. Ironically his middle name is Mitchell (also my son's middle name). They had never seen the first Top Gun and the 2nd one either wasn't out or they hadn't seen it. Anyway, they had no idea Tom Cruises name was Maverick Mitchell. So the night before Thanksgiving they announce to us that she is pregnant again. I told them they had to name this one 'Goose'. They weren't amused...lol
     
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  11. Stingrayaxe

    Stingrayaxe Active Member SILVER Sponsor

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    Oct 29, 2015
    Crystal Lake
    2009 Sea Ray 205 Sport
    2015 Chevy Tahoe, Max Towing
    5.0 Merc Alpha 1
    Years ago, I worked with I guy whose father's name was Peter Weider. Peter work for the local power company. He was a meter reader. So, he was Peter Weider the meter reader. Can't make this stuff up.
     
  12. Nater Potater

    Nater Potater Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

    Oct 19, 2020
    Southwest Idaho
    1992 300DA Sundancer
    Twin Merc Alpha I Gen II I/O's with 5.7 V8's
    Maybe Iceman?
     
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  13. Blueone

    Blueone Well-Known Member SILVER Sponsor

    Jan 24, 2007
    Lake Erie, Ohio
    2004 420 Sundancer
    Cummins 6CTA 450's
    My granddaughter is named Remington (Remi)…I call her Winchester ….. I get zero laughs…. My grandsons initials are CBS …. I call him fake news…. Again no laughs :)…. Tough being a grandpa these days
     
  14. Nater Potater

    Nater Potater Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

    Oct 19, 2020
    Southwest Idaho
    1992 300DA Sundancer
    Twin Merc Alpha I Gen II I/O's with 5.7 V8's
    I'm sorry (not really), but if you're going to name your kid something like that, you better be prepared for those kinds of responses.
     
  15. JayhawkCurtis

    JayhawkCurtis Well-Known Member

    May 24, 2021
    2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
    350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
    My youngest granddaughter is named Remington, Ill have to give the old Winchester a try.
     
  16. spikedaddy99

    spikedaddy99 Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

    Jun 11, 2008
    Prentice, Wi
    2005 500 DB
    QSM-11
    My hygienist named her boys Gauge and Drake. Hubby is a big duck hunter...
     
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  17. Blueone

    Blueone Well-Known Member SILVER Sponsor

    Jan 24, 2007
    Lake Erie, Ohio
    2004 420 Sundancer
    Cummins 6CTA 450's
    Pick your timing…. My son laughs ….. daughter in law gives the look :(
     
  18. Blueone

    Blueone Well-Known Member SILVER Sponsor

    Jan 24, 2007
    Lake Erie, Ohio
    2004 420 Sundancer
    Cummins 6CTA 450's
    I had an employee named Stanley Cupp…. He insisted on being called Stanley….. my controllers name is Chris Cross
     
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  19. Espos4

    Espos4 Well-Known Member

    Jan 1, 2017
    Long Island NY
    2007 240 Sundeck
    350 MAG Bravo 3 W/DTS
    I worked with a guy Billy Rubin.
     
  20. JayhawkCurtis

    JayhawkCurtis Well-Known Member

    May 24, 2021
    2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
    350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
    Noted, here is my Remington at tonight’s elementary Christmas program B68A70FE-85D3-4C4D-80C9-33EFD57891F8.png
     

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