Ben Dover and Mike Hunt walk into a Panera

So, did she like the dill dough? Need pics of her liking it.

 

You wish!

 

There used to be a drivers ed teacher in a local school district name of...

Rex Easley

 

The owner of our company is a Dick.
Actually, a Richard that goes by Dick.

One time when he took a day off, the guy that runs the shop said " I never in my life thought I'd say this but we're dickless today, and I'm happy to say so!"

It's now a running joke...

 

And a good friend of the author of 'Rusty Bedsprings' by, I.P. Nightly

 

Funny but true, in college my best friend's name was Peter Dover and he had a younger brother with the unfortunate given name of Ben. We used to call Pete, Ben just to get a rise out of him.
CD

 

You need to ask him if he has a pencil.

 

I worked with a couple guys over the years with odd names, one was named Thomas Thomas and another Robert Roberts…. It’s like wtf

At least the one introduced himself as Bob Roberts, the other always introduced himself aS “Thomas Thomas”

 

We have a "William Williams" in our church. ???

 

When I was young there were 3 guys that had real estate firm in town. They had an ad in the news paper every day their names were Bob, Dick and Fag. I always thought that was funny.

 

For a time, my two neighbors on either side of me were "Neal" and "Bob". I first met them at a neighborhood get-together, and that's how they were introduced to me. Fortunately, I was able to receive them gracefully without embarrassing myself.

 

Irishmen at a Pride parade - Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

 

Haven't thought about this in years...We had a guy in high school with the last name Dicks. He was an exceptional track and field competitor. In the field events, the order of participation for the next three athletes was announced, "Jones up, Smith on deck, and Dicks in the hole".

 

This is reminding me of the "Fist Full of Yen" skit from Kentucky Fried Movie.
If you've never seen it, it's from the guys that did Airplane!. The skit is a spoof of Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon.
When the protagonist in Fist Full of Yen gets caught, they select a Chinese guard to kill him like it's the Dating Game.
The show emcee introduces the guards by talking about a couple hobbies and interests of the guard and finally their names:

Hung Well
Long Wang
Enormous Genitals

The Dating Game section starts at 20:45

 

Almost forgot one of the guys from the old Cleveland newspaper message board

Dixon Tufar

 

This is good:

 

And his buddy Craven Moorehead.

They got busted and wound up in a cell with a guy named Moe Lestin Jr.

 

Junk mail to our Fraternity house was addressed to Phil McKrackin.

 

I know a salesman that attended a trade show with the following badge:

Imafu
KINGLOSER

 

Mike Oxlarge, Rose Befekurtains. Dick Goseinya