Ben Dover and Mike Hunt walk into a Panera

The owner of our company is a Dick.
Actually, a Richard that goes by Dick.

One time when he took a day off, the guy that runs the shop said " I never in my life thought I'd say this but we're dickless today, and I'm happy to say so!"

It's now a running joke...
 
The owner of our company is a Dick.
Actually, a Richard that goes by Dick.

One time when he took a day off, the guy that runs the shop said " I never in my life thought I'd say this but we're dickless today, and I'm happy to say so!"

It's now a running joke...
You need to ask him if he has a pencil.
 
I worked with a couple guys over the years with odd names, one was named Thomas Thomas and another Robert Roberts…. It’s like wtf

At least the one introduced himself as Bob Roberts, the other always introduced himself aS “Thomas Thomas”
 
I worked with a couple guys over the years with odd names, one was named Thomas Thomas and another Robert Roberts…. It’s like wtf

At least the one introduced himself as Bob Roberts, the other always introduced himself aS “Thomas Thomas”
We have a "William Williams" in our church. ???
 
For a time, my two neighbors on either side of me were "Neal" and "Bob". I first met them at a neighborhood get-together, and that's how they were introduced to me. Fortunately, I was able to receive them gracefully without embarrassing myself.
 
Haven't thought about this in years...We had a guy in high school with the last name Dicks. He was an exceptional track and field competitor. In the field events, the order of participation for the next three athletes was announced, "Jones up, Smith on deck, and Dicks in the hole".
 
This is reminding me of the "Fist Full of Yen" skit from Kentucky Fried Movie.
If you've never seen it, it's from the guys that did Airplane!. The skit is a spoof of Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon.
When the protagonist in Fist Full of Yen gets caught, they select a Chinese guard to kill him like it's the Dating Game.
The show emcee introduces the guards by talking about a couple hobbies and interests of the guard and finally their names:

Hung Well
Long Wang
Enormous Genitals

The Dating Game section starts at 20:45

 
I know a salesman that attended a trade show with the following badge:

Imafu
KINGLOSER
 

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