Bad boat names

Discussion in 'The Tiki Bar' started by dvx216, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. toddh

    toddh Active Member

    Jun 23, 2009
    Southern Indiana
    260 Sundeck
    350 MAG
    Liquor Box
  2. hillsideshortleg

    hillsideshortleg Active Member

    Feb 5, 2012
    Lake Pend Orielle, Idaho
    89 Sea Ray 280 Sundancer
    2 350's Mercruiser drives
    As we were cruising around last night in a storm, for fun. I told my wife I wanted to rename our boat. "two nuts in a boat" Didn't go over well.
  3. sbw1

    sbw1 Well-Known Member

    Oct 10, 2006
    West Michigan
    This is listed in my signature
    This is listed in my signature
    Saw one that is "bad" only because it's too long, but I actually kind of like it. It's on a go fast boat. "Get in. Sit down. Hold on. Shut up!"
  4. hack4alivin

    hack4alivin Active Member TECHNICAL Contributor

    Apr 18, 2008
    Joppa, Maryland
    320 Dancer
    Twin 350 V Drives
    I saw one in the Baltimore Inner Harbor named "May Day". I was not going to try and hail it on the radio!
  5. RollerCoastr

    RollerCoastr Well-Known Member

    Nov 15, 2007
    Cedar Point, OH / Miami, FL / MacRay Harbor, MI
    1997 400DA
    340HP 7.4 Mercruiser Bluewaters
    Garmin 741, 742, 8212, 24HD, Intellian I2
    1999 280BR
    Twin 250HP Merc 350 Alpha Ones
    That has to be illegal...
  6. mjoplin

    mjoplin Member

    Oct 10, 2016
    Houston, TX
    2005 Sundancer 280
    Twin 4.3 Mercruiser
    The worst I've seen in our area is a center console fishing boat named Salty Test Tackles

    One of my votes for best name around here is a United Pilot's Carver, Floatsome and Jetsome
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  7. Blueone

    Blueone Well-Known Member SILVER Sponsor

    Jan 24, 2007
    Lake Erie, Ohio
    2004 420 Sundancer
    Cummins 6CTA 450's
    I have seen some pretty interesting names this year..... and that means I wouldn't want to say them over the radio.. Here is a couple examples to resurrect this thread.

    We chartered a 50' Sundancer on the Cheseapeke once and went from marina to marina for two weeks with the boat name "Hail To The Chief" ...... That was embarrassing :)

    The Rinker with the D is meant to be the gas engines use a lot of fuel so it's a "Drinker"


    I hope I don't have to explain this one :)
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2019
  8. Blueone

    Blueone Well-Known Member SILVER Sponsor

    Jan 24, 2007
    Lake Erie, Ohio
    2004 420 Sundancer
    Cummins 6CTA 450's
    There is a boat named "May Day" on Erie ...his wife's name is May. I just can't bring myself to ask or say something... They are just the nicest older couple and every day on the boat is May's day - which would probably make more sense for the name... But probably not
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2019
  9. Timeflys

    Timeflys Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

    Dec 7, 2013
    Thousand Islands, Ontario, Canada
    "Frequent Flyer"
    2002 Sundancer 360
    Merc Horizon 8.1s
    Saw this on a large day boat ....... “Hers and Hers” .... guess that’s a lifestyle statement.

    And poking around a marina, this gem...usually something guys don’t brag about.

    Last edited: Feb 26, 2020
  10. lawndoctor

    lawndoctor Active Member GOLD Sponsor

    Jun 5, 2008
    Chesapeake Bay & Philadelphia
    2014 Princess 56 Fly & 2002 Sea Ray 225 Weekender
    MAN R6 800s & Bravo III 5.0L

    Remember The Flinstones?

  11. DB360

    DB360 Active Member

    Feb 25, 2010
    360 SUNDANCER 2004
    AXIOM 12 RV
    My favorite "JABRINGABEER".
    Well did ya!!!
  12. Soulshine

    Soulshine Well-Known Member

    Sep 25, 2016
    Seneca Lake, NY
    '83 SRV 360 Express
    Twin Merc. 454
    0BE0BEBE-4C01-4DE5-A41D-D00D5998A9D9.jpeg Saw this winner over the summer.

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