Allow myself to introduce myself

yeah, well my old man invented the post it note.

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Henry
 
Is that a tattoo or a scar?
 
To be honest I'm kinda of a fat bastard so I'm to embarrassed to post pictures of myself.

Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.

I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.
 
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I'm a male model. Here is some of my work:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SKrGSW_zqU[/YOUTUBE]
 
C-SIDE said:
To be honest I'm kinda of a fat bastard so I'm to embarrassed to post pictures of myself.

Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.

I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.
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That's funny! You know, as I read through people's posts, I sometimes like to imagine them saying it with an accent. I used a Scottish accent for yours - made it even funnier!
 
Hello I am Heather. I'm just an old thug chick.
I have nothing funny to say becasue I lost my funny bone as a child. Bad memory's,,, Bad BAD memory's.

Any way,

I live in Alabama where it's very cold. It used to be a warm place a long long time ago but the poles shifted or something I am not sure,,, and now we are covered in ice.

I am learning how to hunt sea lions and use whale skins to make shelters. We have recently discovered fire and things are looking up for the village with that deal. Dad has taken up totem pole building. I have been employed by a Russian named Nicoli to club baby white seals. I get 5 cents per pelt.

If it ever warms up some day I may go back to my old life of fun and sun but for now we are leaning to cope. Again, this fire thing we discovered is great....

More about me if the electricity ever thaws out.
It froze in the power lines and it's not flowing any more..
 

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Lazy Daze said:
That's funny! You know, as I read through people's posts, I sometimes like to imagine them saying it with an accent. I used a Scottish accent for yours - made it even funnier!
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I tried it and you are right! Even funnier...
Here is a pic of me and The Admiral.
 
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C-SIDE said:
A little bit about me.....

"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
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hello there Dr Evil!
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around the 2:00 mark

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJH5ivdZPc[/YOUTUBE]
 
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