Allow myself to introduce myself

Hampton

Hampton

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Nov 26, 2006
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The internet is weird. We'll bash the hell out of someone we would normally be cordial, if not friendly to. Here is my solution:

Meet me. Now, all bashing will be even more well deserved. Consider introducing yourself as well.

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Well howdy John! Looks pretty nice out your way today that's for sure!
 
Well, glad to meet you. In honour of our winter bitchfest, I'm including an appropriate pic of my fat frozen arse at Lambeau for Favre's last game as a Packer...
 

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Two Peas. I think I know you. I'd recognize that smile anywhere.
 
Oh, I'm smiling all right - it was frozen that way. Before the kickoff, the beer I had just bought 10 minutes before was frozen solid enough that I could turn the cup upside down and not spill a drop...

My family were farmers in Wisconsin in the 1800's - I think they moved to Canada for the warmer winters!
 
Hello everybody !!

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Sorry John...couldn't help myself......that is I in my avatar....Hello!
 
Me at a ice cube harvest for big drinks. :grin:
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TwoPeas, I will be feeling similar pain as I am making the 11 hour drive from Long Island to Cincinnatti to watch the Jets beat the snot out of the pussycats....it will be a balmy 10 degrees. Doesnt compare to Green Bay but close enough for me.

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!!!!
 
Quint4 said:
Hello everybody !!


Sorry John...couldn't help myself......that is I in my avatar....Hello!
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That is just sick. :smt100 Can't get the picture out of my mind. :lol:
 
LetsRock said:
TwoPeas, I will be feeling similar pain as I am making the 11 hour drive from Long Island to Cincinnatti to watch the Jets beat the snot out of the pussycats....it will be a balmy 10 degrees. Doesnt compare to Green Bay but close enough for me.

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!!!!
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Cincanatta looked awful last week - Sanchez should win a playoff game as a rookie. Eagles/Cowboys should be fun to watch too!

My Bills are on their boats and golf courses of course...
 
You're one groovey baby......baby..too many babies
 
A little bit about me.....

"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
 
Hilarious.....I envy you and your wondrous rearing.
 
C-SIDE said:
A little bit about me.....

"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
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I love this guy already. :smt043:smt043 Welcome!
 
My first mate goes by the name of Alotta Fagina. I'd post pictures of her, but I might get kick off CSR :thumbsup:
 
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