- Jun 2, 2008
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- 1998 450 Sundancer, Achilles dinghy w/15hp
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- 3126 Cat's
Words have meaning: POTENTIALLY -VS- REALISTICALLY
A young boy went to his father, and asked him, "Dad, what's the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from all that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house, and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister, and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother, and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course!" the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered these answers for a few days, and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied, "Yes! 'Potentially' you and I are sitting on three million bucks, but 'realistically' we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."
A young boy went to his father, and asked him, "Dad, what's the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from all that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house, and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister, and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother, and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course!" the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered these answers for a few days, and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied, "Yes! 'Potentially' you and I are sitting on three million bucks, but 'realistically' we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."