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Hey Earl, want some of your daughter's panties? They come in four flavors; banana, peach, mint and, of course, CHERRY. :wow:
 
You know, I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but you don't look like much to me.
 
Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.

We don't have a cow. We have a bull.

I'm gonna brush my teeth.
 
"I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."
- Homer J. Simpson
 
When did this happen?
 
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
 
Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
 
WOW!! I feel not smarter for reading this whole thread... Warm weather hurry, they are going stir-crazy here....OM Gosh!!!!
 
If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. ~Jason Love
 
VEGETARIAN: That's an old Indian word meaning "I don't hunt so good."
 
:smt009 This thread is like a train wreck, its so terrible, yet I keep watching.... Sigh* C'mon Summer!
 

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