Is searay going out out of business?

OMG :wow: Club Sea Ray is going out of business

Look you went and started a Pandemic
 
Just got hit by a piece of sky. Damn near killed me.
 
Everyone hold on, I'm going to go get naked and read the whole thread. I'll be back.
 
Everyone needs to go buy a new Sea Ray to use up the owners club points before they become useless. I'm going to look at the 350 DA. (don't tell the wife though).
 
This thread should go out of business.
 
I heard the exact same thing - and it is NOT a rumor.
But what I heard from my friend in the art business (he makes the "S"'s for "Sea Ray"), is that Bill Gates is going to buy Sea Ray in order to complete his dream of building a boat that runs Windows. He's going to double the size of the company and make me CEO.

My first line of business as CEO of Sea Ray will be to give all CSR members a free boat. "You get a boat, and YOU get a boat, and YOU get a boat"

Dude, I'm so serious - he never lies.
 
Maybe Rinker will step up and buy Sea Ray. Then we can expect blenders in all bow riders as standard equipment. :wow:
 
Sea Ray is too big to fail. Expect the Sea Ray Congressional 17' Sedan Bridge with a single 7 HP solar/wind engine. It will be made of 100% recycled material.
 
Dave S said:
Maybe Rinker will step up and buy Sea Ray. Then we can expect blenders in all bow riders as standard equipment. :wow:
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Hey whats wrong with blenders on bow riders. Yours did not have one?
 
chuck1 said:
Hey whats wrong with blenders on bow riders. Yours did not have one?
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Chuck mind if we use your washer and dryer at the Allatoona Raft Up to keep our towels fresh? I don't know how you got those things in that cooler compartment.:grin:
 
Sea Ray is too big to fail. Expect the Sea Ray Congressional 17' Sedan Bridge with a single 7 HP solar/wind engine. It will be made of 100% recycled material.
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Now- that's is FUNNY!
 
+1!!!
 
everthing's irie said:
Chuck mind if we use your washer and dryer at the Allatoona Raft Up to keep our towels fresh? I don't know how you got those things in that cooler compartment.:grin:
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Whole lot of grunting and groaning. :lol::smt043:lol:
 
If Bill Gates is buying SR, maybe I can convince him to give me a new boat and start towing Alaskan Glacier Ice to Seattle to supply their drinks with the think rich bubbling ice cubes!!!:huh::smt038
 
NautyDog said:
... is that Bill Gates is going to buy Sea Ray in order to complete his dream of building a boat that runs Windows.
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Sea Ray under Windows????? Hahahaha... We all know that these boats would perform flawlessly under Mac OSX.

Seriously, I don't think Brunswick will be going anywhere soon.

Mike
 
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