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Blueone

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You have to be kidding me…… on your last day of work before retirement….. you pick true jail love?….. now you’re dead because?…..You suck at escape plan….you suck at selling your house…you suck at buying cars…. You suck at stealing cars…. Why ?
What the heck?…… it is just one example of how many broken stupid people are out there.
If you don’t believe me go to any 4 way stop….. these two assholes would still be sitting there…… that’s probably where they got caught

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6'9" tall and trying to hide in the general population where 90 percent of that population are holding a smart phone. The results were guaranteed.
 
6'9" tall and trying to hide in the general population where 90 percent of that population are holding a smart phone. The results were guaranteed.

I've not plotted my escape from society yet but man alive...I've been to a few rather remote places in this country. Not the least of which is northern Michigan. I have to believe with $100k cash (no idea how much they had??) that these guys could have stayed gone for much longer than 11 days.

I guess it would be hard to even get gasoline these days without being on camera. But even then...shoot, drive over to New Jersey where it's against the law to fill up your own gas tank! :)
 
I won't tell anyone if you guys want to use this, but here's a hot tip for the future absconders among us:

Go here, your secret is safe with me :)

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I won't tell anyone if you guys want to use this, but here's a hot tip for the future absconders among us:

Go here, your secret is safe with me :)

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I do go there. Actually my wife’s great grandfather was the light house keeper at Grand Marais. Anyway, your escape plan is safe with me.
 
Lies, all lies. Look at all the options I'd have. Shoot, for $30k USD (is that like $200k Canadian now???) I could catch a ride to Canada via the $hit route below.

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Someone would have to be shooting at me, and I would have to be out of ammo, for me to take your shit route.
 
I should clarify - the upwards arrow is intended to mean "ohh shit, the fuzz is closing in on me, options are limited, time to swim for it" and not an indication of how I feel about Canada. I've always had deep respect and appreciation for Michigan's Upper Upper Peninsula.

And before a wise Canadian corrects me....yes, of course, I know it's not actually a peninsula. :)
 
I should clarify - the upwards arrow is intended to mean "ohh shit, the fuzz is closing in on me, options are limited, time to swim for it" and not an indication of how I feel about Canada. I've always had deep respect and appreciation for Michigan's Upper Upper Peninsula.

And before a wise Canadian corrects me....yes, of course, I know it's not actually a peninsula. :)

The residents of the UP are a very determined group. I couldn't live that remotely, so much respect.
 
You had to know that pair was doomed from the start.

Any dude that would pick a running mate that can eat a roasted ear of corn thru a chicken wire fence hasn't much future as a convict on the run.
 
Love the UP but you guys need to delete this sh*t and not let the secret out...
 

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