Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
 
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Blueone said:
Isn’t she going the wrong way ?….. she might have got all the beer for everyone but she can’t find you. I agree the sourcing and transportation is impressive but without delivery…. It’s failure
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I guess I am just appreciating the effort she is putting into it.
 
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This is better.
 
From Golfman in the JB thread with a few additions:

Sonny Leon, jockey for the Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike, has declined an invitation to the White House, saying, “If I wanted to see a horse’s ass, I would’ve come in second.”
Leon instead accepted an invite to join Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for dinner.
“I’m tired of seeing horse’s asses but I really like horse faces,” Leon said.
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Blueone said:
Isn’t she going the wrong way ?….. she might have got all the beer for everyone but she can’t find you. I agree the sourcing and transportation is impressive but without delivery…. It’s failure
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After thinking about this she is just like me. There is no doubt she is taking all those beers for herself. Still has my vote
 
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