MonacoMike
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- Sep 15, 2009
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- 2000 Cruisers 3870
8.2 Mercs
- Engines
- 85 Sea Ray Monaco 197
260hp Alpha 1
A grandpa was summoned for a tax audit, and showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, "You live a lavish lifestyle with no full-time employment and tell us you get your money by gambling. We find that hard to believe."
Grandpa says, I am a great gambler. Do you want a demonstration?" "OK," the auditor replies.
"I bet you $1,000 that I can bite my own eye."
The auditor is sure that is not possible, and takes the bet.
The grandpa takes out a glass eye and bites it. Then he says, "I will bet you $2,000 that I can bite my other eye." Seeing that the grandpa is not blind, he takes him up on it. Grandpa takes out his dentures and uses them to bite his other eye.
At this point the auditor is getting nervous, having just lost $3,000 to the grandpa in front of his attorney.
The grandpa says, "I bet you $6,000 that I can stand on the end of your desk and pee into the waste basket on the other end of your desk and not spill even a drop on your desk."
The auditor is wary, having been taken in twice already. But he decides that is not possible, and at least he can break even. So he accepts.
The grandpa stands on the end of the desk, unzips, and pees all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps for joy, having just turned a $3,000 loss into a $3,000 win.
The grandpa's attorney groans and puts his head in his hands. The auditor asks him if he is OK.
"Not really. Grandpa bet me $25,000 on the way here that he could pee all over your desk and you would be happy about it."
The auditor said, "You live a lavish lifestyle with no full-time employment and tell us you get your money by gambling. We find that hard to believe."
Grandpa says, I am a great gambler. Do you want a demonstration?" "OK," the auditor replies.
"I bet you $1,000 that I can bite my own eye."
The auditor is sure that is not possible, and takes the bet.
The grandpa takes out a glass eye and bites it. Then he says, "I will bet you $2,000 that I can bite my other eye." Seeing that the grandpa is not blind, he takes him up on it. Grandpa takes out his dentures and uses them to bite his other eye.
At this point the auditor is getting nervous, having just lost $3,000 to the grandpa in front of his attorney.
The grandpa says, "I bet you $6,000 that I can stand on the end of your desk and pee into the waste basket on the other end of your desk and not spill even a drop on your desk."
The auditor is wary, having been taken in twice already. But he decides that is not possible, and at least he can break even. So he accepts.
The grandpa stands on the end of the desk, unzips, and pees all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps for joy, having just turned a $3,000 loss into a $3,000 win.
The grandpa's attorney groans and puts his head in his hands. The auditor asks him if he is OK.
"Not really. Grandpa bet me $25,000 on the way here that he could pee all over your desk and you would be happy about it."