The Book - Four Suns

Arizona240DA said:
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Get it "Fore-Play"... mumble..mumble...mumble ignorance begets ignorance... I was beginning to think I had stumbled into some capital hill congressional correspondence while reading this thread... problem was it was too intelligible.

I have been trying to figure out what Nancy, Barney, and the Messiah's signatures are here, oh yes must not forget Hillary either. Bow, katow and RRRRRRRRRIIPPPPPPPPPPPP (hope that did not leave a skid mark, sure smells though)

Some hear sound as if they have their knickers in such a wad, they are unable to sit and if you do not wear knickers, then your a33 is so knotted and cramped up you are unable to sit down either.

What is Kum-bah-yah. Is that akin to gumbo, is it hot?

What if one does not have an Iphone?


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Woody said:
While I too have wondered about Petes views on gun control, I wonder more about the recent rumors surrounding his passing. The story is that he may have met his end at the hands of an over zealous SR owner that recently obtained a CC permit. I’ll remind you that this is just rumor but supposedly his flirtations with a CSR members wife while at a G-dock barbeque didn’t go unnoticed. Because of his poor physical conditioning(something a little golf may have helped with) he was unable to dodge the many rounds sent his way. Among his numerous injuries were wounds to his douche bag, parakeet wad and asshat. He didn’t have a chance :smt089. I’m sure his mother swallowed hard many times during services.
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:lol: Well done, sir.
 
Ok, you boys can stop comparing/posturing and trying to one-up each other.

I by far have the largest penis here, and I can guarantee that. :grin:
 
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billandamy said:
Ok, you boys can stop comparing/posturing and trying to one-up each other.

I by far have the largest cock here, and I can guarantee that. :grin:
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Is he a member here?:grin:
 
Picture to prove it, thats me walking him on Halloween, I dressed up like a farmer...
 

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You've all crapped up a perfectly good thread...

I've never done that to any of you. Shame on you.
 

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Wow...this is great "free" publicity for your book!

I definately will buy a copy. Please pass along the details when you get them!
 
:smt001 now all we need is a tell all book to blacklist us "I did things I am Not proud of...":thumbsup:
 
K-9 said:
:smt001 now all we need is a tell all book to blacklist us "I did things I am Not proud of...":thumbsup:
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I would need my own encyclopedia set :smt101
 
Nehalennia said:
I don't think us massive 260DA owners get to call anyone small.
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Hey Todd, don't mess up our secret. We may have small boats, but we make up for it by having massive parakeets. Looks like we have armadillos in our swim trousers. :smt043

And see the throttle on this here 260 Sundancer? Its better than the ones installed in all of the larger boats. Why? Because this one goes to 11, and the others only go to 10. 11 is better than 10 now, isn't it?
 
the size is only a number and my control will say MAX power:grin:like the one thats never been played:grin:
skibum said:
Hey Todd, don't mess up our secret. We may have small boats, but we make up for it by having massive parakeets. Looks like we have armadillos in our swim trousers. :smt043

And see the throttle on this here 260 Sundancer? Its better than the ones installed in all of the larger boats. Why? Because this one goes to 11, and the others only go to 10. 11 is better than 10 now, isn't it?
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Marshall amps rule
 

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Nehalennia said:
I don't think us massive 260DA owners get to call anyone small.
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skibum said:
Hey Todd, don't mess up our secret. We may have small boats, but we make up for it by having massive parakeets. Looks like we have armadillos in our swim trousers. :smt043

And see the throttle on this here 260 Sundancer? Its better than the ones installed in all of the larger boats. Why? Because this one goes to 11, and the others only go to 10. 11 is better than 10 now, isn't it?
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Great just f'ning great nuts flakes..and porpoise po-dorkus, a poltical thread now, it sure is starting to sound like congress and an O'dama speaking thread...what did that congressman get censured for? Oh yes he said "You Lie or was it Liar?" :smt043:smt043

Hey since this is a boating forum..perhaps it is a fish story?
 
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