Wingless dog toy

I smell a conspiracy here. Seriously, follow along here. I don't know of any individual without a Kaufman-esque, sense of self-deprecation that would openly whine about mods, or being picked on... This is either comedic genius or the gradual self-destruction of a very masochistic and depressed dude.

But conspiracy or not, it's still some of the funniest, most creative banter I've seen in a coon's age - keep up the great work Gary, er uh, Wingless, or...

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You're not wingless are you??
 
And some smile quietly while they load their semi-automatic weapons as they put on their pink bunny suits!

...and make lists and put lipstick on...
 

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Nope, I just checked - still have both wings. BUT, I do have a cool mod - I had my shoulder rebuilt a couple years ago. Does that count?

Attention all passengers, a hi-jack is in progress

How'd the shoulder work out for you? What did you have done? I'm looking at a possible SLAP tear repair in the next few weeks...

Ok, back to the mis-adventures of our lovable dimwit.
 
I first F'd it up playing football, then the Marines didn't help, nor did all the stupid shit I'd do as a diversion in my 20's, i.e. snowboarding, downhill mountainbiking, etc. Basically my shoulder was so 'loose' that they had to go in and remove lengths of tendon and re-mend them to hold my shoulder in tighter.

At the end of the day? It was by far the worst pain and hardest recovery I've ever had in my life - totally not worth it as it was becoming quite easy to re-locate my shoulder on my own.

My advice is to hit the gym, build up your shoulder muscles via resistance training and avoid the knife. I made a vow that I'd never undergo surgery of any sort again under my own power, i.e. they'll have to wheel me in unconscious.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled douchebaggery.
 
I first F'd it up playing football, then the Marines didn't help, nor did all the stupid shit I'd do as a diversion in my 20's, i.e. snowboarding, downhill mountainbiking, etc. Basically my shoulder was so 'loose' that they had to go in and remove lengths of tendon and re-mend them to hold my shoulder in tighter.

At the end of the day? It was by far the worst pain and hardest recovery I've ever had in my life - totally not worth it as it was becoming quite easy to re-locate my shoulder on my own.

My advice is to hit the gym, build up your shoulder muscles via resistance training and avoid the knife. I made a vow that I'd never undergo surgery of any sort again under my own power, i.e. they'll have to wheel me in unconscious.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled douchebaggery.


That's what got me in this mess to begin with. Weights 6 days a week... My bicep tendon is torn from my labrum and all the weights in the world wont re-attach it.. I've been patching things with steroid injections, therapy and strength/flexibility plus TENS stim... But thanks for helping freak the F out of me!!:thumbsup:
 
What Frank said!
 
Wingless attempts to flee scene in stolen fighter but only makes it half way.

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OK. I'll 'splain to you. This is an F-15 that was involved in a mid-air colllision and lost - A WING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yet, it survived and was flown back to a normal, yet high speed landing. So, this was almost a wingless incident. Now does it make sense?
 
You're kiding, the F15 can fly without a wing??? Now that is a cool mod(Grin)
 
I remember seeing pictures of that F15 somewhere after it landed... That was a long time ago wasn't it?
 
Isreali, IIRC.

They said that the body provides a good bit of the overall lift. . .although nobody ever realized that this was possible. The pilot said. . IIRC. . that if he realized the extent of the damage, he would have ejected.
 
Isreali, IIRC.

They said that the body provides a good bit of the overall lift. . .although nobody ever realized that this was possible. The pilot said. . IIRC. . that if he realized the extent of the damage, he would have ejected.

I used to work on them. It proves that if you strap a big enough engine on a rock it will fly!:thumbsup:
 
.We had a tragedy here. It appears something went terribly wrong in the engine room while he was alone on the boat:

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This was the day they filmed his new video "I'm on a boat".....
Warning PG-13 language. Must have partied too hard after the shoot
[YOUTUBE]R7yfISlGLNU[/YOUTUBE]
 

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