Wingless dog toy

Gary
You may find that a stuffed toy designed Wingless from the beginning is less of a danger than another stuffed bird that may easily lose it's wings and choke your dog(s).

Also, that Wingless toy you have now looks like a Bald Eagle. You may want to take that away from your dogs so they don't chase down a real Bald Eagle and land you and your dogs in prison for violation of Federal Endangered animal laws.

Get one of these
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Todd,

I picked the poor guy up so the dogs couldn't chew on him anymore. You can see from this shot:

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that it is, without a doubt, wingless....

Also, you troublemakers need to stop highjacking my thread. This is about a toy regardless what you all think.
 
Were you picked on as a kid in school? I was too. Some get over it. Others don't. Some learn to bask in the shadow of their own causing, others don't.

And some smile quietly while they load their semi-automatic weapons as they put on their pink bunny suits!
 
Gary,
Where do you come up with this stuff. Too funny, only thing you should have posted it in bilge area instead of the general area. I'm sure one of the mods will move it for you if you ask.
 
I have no pull around here...I voted you off the island a month ago, I just need one more vote. At that time I said the only reply I was giving you was the below and that will continue to be the case.

http://clubsearay.com/forum/showpost.php?p=174795&postcount=19
Lots and lots of words and replies when the only reply had already been posted.

This self-image depicts my better side and goes a long way for 'splainin' my trollish nature. My plan is to plaster this image across my upcoming book, appropriately titled: "Why I'm Such a Juvenile Jerk".

The subtitle is: "Pray for Those Cursed to Live With Me".


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I was confused why you have stolen a picture off my blog and claimed it as your own but I figured it out. You need to be clearer on your modifications so people know what you are referring to when you say this is a self image. I'll help you out here...

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And here I thought that was just a hole on my ass.

Can we *please* keep this thread on topic now?
 
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Like people, dogs like to make their things their own. Part of that is getting their scent on the item, slobbering over it, and making really cool mods. Both of my golden retrievers would do that. Some of their toys they would just carry around without making mods. Others toys they would tear to pieces. Some they would just tear off one or two pieces. There's no understanding dogs.

BTW, you can run these soft dog toys though the washing machine. That might help the wingless toy be less offensive.

Best regards,
Frank
 
BTW, you can run these soft dog toys though the washing machine. That might help the wingless toy be less offensive.

That's a really good idea. I'm concerned if I did that, however, they wouldn't want to play with it anymore...
 
...carefully removing the squeeker from each wth minimal damage to the rest of the toy. He then leaves the poor toy laying face up with the sqeeker laying next to it!!

My dogs did that to this duck as well. I think they did it because every time you poked it, it would make this annoying squeaking noise.
 
...Any of you other dog owners seen this type of behavior? Is this boat withdrawal kicking in?.........Also, you troublemakers need to stop highjacking my thread. This is about a toy regardless what you all think.

OK , I will answer you question. My dog do the same thing. When we got him at the pet shop he had a toy looking like this, but built with material and stuffed:

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But as you can see it has no wings, so I cannot highjack your thread and make funny words or comments using "wing". However it has a hat, arms and legs. It is the only toy he will play with, nothing else. One day we were at a pet shop and they had the same toy so we bought all of them (eight). Even if it is his favorite and only toy he will beat the crap out of it removing the hat first then the arms andf legs and then open it and remove the stuff inside....When its done, we give him a brand new one and the same thing starts all over, it takes 3-4 months. We only have one of this toy left and we are not able to find any other.

Maybe I should try to buy him a toy with wings. I could then looked at him making it "wingless", it should be fun. If it worked for your dogs maybe it will work for mine too.


Do your dogs “hump” the duck? If so, do you have pictures?

My dog hump his mr potato but with no success. It should be interesting to see him hump a wingless toy.
 
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Wes,
you better watchout for the blindside! Jim, Gary and wingless banding together to vote you off the island! :grin:

Don't sweat if if you do Wes, with a new baby human in your life you've probably got better things to do than monitor the internet and try to keep us monkeys from flinging poo at eachother....
 
Just something to remember

'Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, But it only takes four muscles to extend your arm out and smack'em in the head." :smt021
 
I got wingless away from the dogs... put him on a shelf here in my office. I think he'll be happier here:

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He'll have to steer with his feet though... Not a big deal because the boat is not going anywhere as the running gear is all pulled off the thing:

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