Ben Dover and Mike Hunt walk into a Panera

There used to be a joke hockey play by play commentary of a Russian hockey game that went something like ……
“It’s jackemov in the corner, passes to suckemov and over to phucemov….”
Well…you get the idea
 
Years ago we used to get all our office supplies at work from BJ’s Wholesale Club and an email came our from Mark saying “Effective immediately I am in charge of all BJ’s”. He never lived that down!
 
Junk mail to our Fraternity house was addressed to Phil McKrackin.
That genuinely made me laugh out loud! I worked with a guy by the name or Aaron McKachrin and he was really touchy about pronouncing his name correctly. So, of course, we referred to him as Phil McCrackin. Never let them see you sweat, Phil...
 
There used to be a joke hockey play by play commentary of a Russian hockey game that went something like ……
“It’s jackemov in the corner, passes to suckemov and over to phucemov….”
Well…you get the idea
'Anyone ever seen "Dr. Strangelove"? The Russian president was "Dmitri Kissoff"!
 
Back in grammar school one kid told me that there was a new kid in school. I asked his name and I was told he was “friendly”… I said that’s good and I asked again what his name was…

Took several times before I got that his name was “Fred Lee”.
 
That genuinely made me laugh out loud! I worked with a guy by the name or Aaron McKachrin and he was really touchy about pronouncing his name correctly. So, of course, we referred to him as Phil McCrackin. Never let them see you sweat, Phil...

I worked with a guy with the last name of Fasnaught and I called him fuzz nuts once. Being good friends, I did not think twice about it but he just about lost it.
Apparently I hit a childhood nerve.
 
A little different story here but I used to work with a guy named Brad Leroy. When he met his now ex-wife she decided to look him up and was searching for Bradley Roy
 
I worked with a guy with the last name of Fasnaught and I called him fuzz nuts once.
More milk out of the nose! That's what I used to call my dog.

My last name is Lee. Rumor has it that my dad was going to name me either "Frank" or "Ernest", but Mom wouldn't let him. The next generation comes along, and I wanted to name our daughter "Ginger". We seriously considered it, as we both liked the name, but we decided against it. 'Turns out, many years later when we told her about that, she was pissed that we didn't call her that! Our next kid was a boy, so we figured "Gent" would fit nicely, as they'd now be Ginger Lee and Gent Lee. The girl would have rolled with it, but the boy would have probably ended up in prison for murder. Yeah, he can be a little touchy...
 
My son and his wife had a baby boy in March and named him Maverick. Ironically his middle name is Mitchell (also my son's middle name). They had never seen the first Top Gun and the 2nd one either wasn't out or they hadn't seen it. Anyway, they had no idea Tom Cruises name was Maverick Mitchell. So the night before Thanksgiving they announce to us that she is pregnant again. I told them they had to name this one 'Goose'. They weren't amused...lol
 
My granddaughter was named Remington….. I call her Winchester ….. I get zero laughs…. My grandsons initials are CBS …. I call him fake news…. Again no laughs :)…. Tough being a grandpa these days
I'm sorry (not really), but if you're going to name your kid something like that, you better be prepared for those kinds of responses.
 
My granddaughter was named Remington….. I call her Winchester ….. I get zero laughs…. My grandsons initials are CBS …. I call him fake news…. Again no laughs :)…. Tough being a grandpa these days
My youngest granddaughter is named Remington, Ill have to give the old Winchester a try.
 
I had an employee named Stanley Cupp…. He insisted on being called Stanley….. my controllers name is Chris Cross
 
Pick your timing…. My son laughs ….. daughter in law gives the look :(
Noted, here is my Remington at tonight’s elementary Christmas program
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