Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

Nater Potater · Jan 27, 2022

Blueone said:
Do you know the loudest noise in the jungle ?

Giraffes eating cherries

"What's the loudest sound in the forest?"

"Euell Gibbons passing a pinecone!" Boy, I just dated myself something fierce!

OllieC · Jan 27, 2022

Everyone under 30: who's Neil Young?

Everyone age 31-60: didn't realize Neil Young was still alive.

Everyone 61+: What's Spotify?

JayhawkCurtis · Jan 28, 2022

JayhawkCurtis · Jan 28, 2022

fr8dog · Jan 28, 2022

Carpediem44DB · Jan 28, 2022

Please don't ask me to explain this joke
Carpe Diem

TimW · Jan 28, 2022

Carpediem44DB said:
Please don't ask me to explain this joke
Carpe Diem

Only to Demonrats

MrHappy · Jan 31, 2022

TimW · Jan 31, 2022

MrHappy said:
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Bottom section kinda superfluous, isn't it?

Gofirstclass · Jan 31, 2022

If you're tall you have a choice. Shorter people don't get that opportunity.

Timeflys · Jan 31, 2022

I guess that depends on your definition of “short”.

Windjammer · Jan 31, 2022

TimW · Jan 31, 2022

Gofirstclass said:
If you're tall you have a choice. Shorter people don't get that opportunity.

Just go for a high arch!!

OllieC · Feb 1, 2022

Pirate Lady · Feb 1, 2022

Nater Potater said:
Inside joke, but it does sound like there's a fair contingency of folks familiar with British iron who can relate;
"Why do the British drink warm beer?"
"Lucas makes their fridges!"

First car was a Triumph Spitfire. Second motorcycle was a Triumph Bonneville. OH! I so get this one!

Spark600 · Feb 1, 2022

OllieC said:
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I still have this in my garage, Lots of fun.

Timeflys · Feb 1, 2022

Another line for the British company with reference to their automotive wiring:

Lucas…..the company that invented darkness!

Nater Potater · Feb 1, 2022

Timeflys said:
Another line for the British company with reference to their automotive wiring:

Lucas…..the company that invented darkness!

I saw it on a t-shirt at a British bike show as "Lucas, Prince of Darkness"

my3sons · Feb 2, 2022

Happy Groundhog’s Day

OllieC · Feb 2, 2022

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